Rob Cesternino Famous Quotes

Here comes tonight's long distance dedication, it goes out to Rob from New York, he writes: Dear Casey, there's a mean old man in my life that's about to leave. Could you please play something appropriate?' Well Rob, here's your request: 'Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye.

• I'm sorry that I'm playing the same game that you are.
• This is so cool! My parents would never let me have a machete!
• I think I missed my calling in life as a lumberjack
• I don't think any of them had any idea that they'd be doing this on estrogen alone over in there in the camp of the vagina monologue.
• It's kind of like I'm hanging out with two ex-girlfriends at the same time that both hate me.
• I see them all crying, panicking and trying to build a cell phone so they can call their boyfriends to come over and help them build the shelter. Outside of that I'm sure they got maybe three sticks together.
• That girl Heidi is so hot she can put Viagra out of business.
• Rob C: I'd just like to add to my vote that I also think Shawna is hot, but I think Heidi is the hottest. Ryan: He loves that girl. Rob C: Now love is a really strong word being that I've never spoken to her.
• There's no "eye" in team but there's one in Matt's mouth. (Referring to the fish eye that Matt ate)
• I'm going to wait before I attempt any sort of proposition to these girls, but should Shawna and Jenna walk around here naked, I will promise them I will not cast a vote in their direction until the merger.
• I just took a bath with two hot chicks one of whom was a swimsuit model. I'd like to repeat that…I just took a bath with a swimsuit model.
• I think you're one of the nicest people I've ever met and you put what's good for other's before what's good for you. Unfortunately that also makes you a really terrible Survivor player.
• I don't like having to discuss strategy in an open forum, but should there be a merger in the next three days, I wanna make sure all these knuckle-heads understand the plan.
• Coming into this merger it's interesting to see what everybody is doing .Some people are busy building the shelter while other people like myself are busy building alliances and working towards the end of the game. And we'll see whether the guys who are building the shelter will be here to use it in 6 or 9 days.
• I'm disappointed that none of the girls are really drinking that much. That's a problem when you're a guy that looks like me.
• I don't have a lot of good sex stories. I hardly have any boring sex stories. Most of my stories involve me and a fat girl.
• Heidi and Jenna are talking about a threesome and I'm re-thinking my final three. 
• Get the girls some chocolate and peanut-butter Probst! (After Jenna & Heidi offered to strip for peanut butter and chocolate.) 
• I said that the only way Roger is gonna win immunity is if it's a contest like "name that Perry Como song" or perhaps "what type of prune is this?" 
• Sorry, I haven't tuned my bugle in a few weeks.
• Why does he need the machete so sharp? I think he's going to kill us.
• I know that I certainly would catch on fire if I ever saw "Twigs and Sticks" (jenna & Heidi) rub together.
• I really do play this game with this head (gesturing to his skull) even though it does today look like a different head.
• Matt's gonna orgasm when he sees these (After getting Bows, Arrows and Spears in the treemail)
• "Coming into this game, the only spears I knew about were Britney and broccoli and asparagus. (about the spears)
• I've been really bad. (Whispers to his mom)
• I just want them to remember all the fun we had and not all the bad things I did to them…I don't know why people dwell on the negative.
• Dave I think it's especially ironic that you work for NASA, considering that your ego is the largest object in the universe. Boo yah!
• I made you an offer that you couldn't refuse, and you said 'let me think about it' She who hesitates is lost.
• I am a jerk, and you just didn't realize it for 31 days.
• Feel free to write 'R-O-B' on your parchment tonight!
• We actually have something to read now when we go to the bathroom. (About the coke cans that they won).
• I just pick up the bottom-feeders as I go.
• I haven't broke this many dishes since I was a waiter.
• I was lucky in this game that I'm not handsome, so I didn't have any handicaps like the girls. (Responding to Jenna's complaint that, as a model, she faces discrimination).
• Matthew has no idea that he is being played by myself. The guy is a complete idiot and has no concept of what's going on in this game.
• I really am very happy for Matt and very happy that he got to win a car, and I asked him that if he ever goes to Asia or if he ever returns to the planet that he came from. He said that I can borrow it and cruise for chicks.
• If you're willing to put your head on the chopping block, I'm willing to lop it off.
• Every morning I give Matt a debriefing of wild goose chases I want him to work on for the day just to keep his mind busy so he doesn't have a chance to figure out what's really going on.
• That girl Heidi, she is so hot, she could put Viagra out of business.
• Since day one, Heidi has always been my favorite, but, she looks like she can really use the conditioner and maybe some of that soap, she looks really rugged and beat down, but look I'll take what I can get. She's probably a 9 and a half in real life, and right about now she's closing in on a 6, so that kinda levels the playing field for a guy like me, which is an exciting prospect.
• Two girls, one brain, divide by two, only one halfwit left.
• Voting Heidi out was a tough decision, but these last couple days reminded me of a birthday that had a really hot girl on the front and inside it said "no matter how hot you think this girl is somebody somewhere is sick of putting up with her crap.
• I don't think all the firewood in the forest will keep your torch lit tonight buddy. (Voting Butch Out)
• Is it Jenna or is it Matt? I wish there was a choice C. none of the above… but there isn't.
• The good news I do have a girlfriend and she's great! The bad news is: that she doesn't believe a word I say.
• Jeff Probst during a immunity challenge: "Rob, you thought a "Bush Master" was a park ranger?" Rob C: "I thought it was a porn star until you read the choices."
• I don't like Joanna. She's always yelling about Jesus, and how Jesus loves Jaburu. I didn't know that Jesus had a vested interest in Survivor. Cause, as far as I've seen every picture of Jesus, he's a guy. And I think that he would want the guys to win.
• I really can't wait to watch when the girls are all taking baths, Heidi do you need help with your bosom, oh sure Jenna.
• I said that the only way Roger is gonna win immunity is if it's a contest of 'Name that Perry Como song.' Or perhaps 'What type of prune is this?' Or some sort of other thing that only an old man like Roger would be able to determine.
• Heidi has been bitten by some insect. And it has now reached the size of one of her breasts on her knee.
• He sits and sharpens the machete for an hour at a time. Why does he need the machete so sharp? I think he's gonna kill us. (About Matt)
• I'm afraid that when he is voted off, he's gonna take the machete and kill us after the vote.
• I don't know how I necessarily became the junior deputy firewood bitch.
• I can't wait to start wheeling dealing  and building shelters and winning challenges and voting people out.
• Our supplies here are extremely meg year, as all star survivors we don't have anything to build fire with so shelter is the primary concern.
• It is killing me not knowing who else is here. Every freaking survivor could be here. I don't know and I can't wait to find out.
• You would of thought that maybe we were drinking the champagne, but it was just getting water from the rain.
• When we showed up to the challenge, and I saw Tina was voted out of the game, that made me very excited, because I think that she's a big phoney and if it means that the winners are going next, that's fine by me, because last time I checked I didn't have a million dollars...yet.
• That's the story of my survivor life, the big boys don't let me play.
• Boston Rob and Amber are gonna do it,  I don't know when, but they are gonna do it.
• I played this game before!
• We play this game with kisses and hugs, now it's time to see if you can eat bugs.. Nah just kidding!
• Kathy: I can just read your mind buddy. Rob: Can you read it now?
• This is my chance to be the hero, I never been the hero before.
• Today's challenge was specially frustrating, and I think that with the crew that we had in there, that was not our best puzzle building team and I think if I was in there maybe we could of have won. I hope the lesson learned here is that my tribe needs me.

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