Four Finger Handshake?

I remember long time ago, when I was a very little kid, probably five years old, I used to play games, like paper rock scissors, hopscotch, cops and robbers, hide and seek, Simon says and even pulling girls hair for fun.

I'm not very familiar with a game called four finger handshake, but it seems that it's a very popular game on whichever planet that Jeff Kent came from and all the cool kids are playing it.

I've been trying hard to figure out how this game is played. I still have to figure it all out. I guess I'm just not that cool afterall. But from what I've gathered so far, it looks like a very complicated game that requires a lot of practice and experience.

The secret behind the four finger handshake is by making your hand look something like that.
I'm sure Master Jeff Kent will teach us more about it eventually.

"At the end you want to cut a deal with a handshake, so I gave him a four finger handshake. Not a manly shake, not a five finger handshake."
Now I don't know about Penner, but if a guy gave me a four finger handshake like Jeff did to Penner, my first impression would be *Homo Alert* or "WTF with the feminine handshake".