Saturday, January 12, 2013

Malcolm Freberg Famous Quotes


Survivor Malcolm Freberg

When I first saw Angie, I kept having to remind myself: Don't get booty-blinded, don't get booty-blinded, you're here to play Survivor, make a million dollars and go home.


  • Now I feel special, thanks for coming to me last.
  • Russell swan just kinda took over, and didn't listen to a single word anybody said so I get to go see tribal council on day 3.
  • I'm nervous that the rest of the tribe are freaking out about me and Angie are coupling up.
  • I haven't been this wet in my life. This is ridiculous. It hasn't stopped raining for more than half an hour since we got in here.
  • That could come back to haunt us.
  • I just wanna scream. It’s just tragic that I am stuck here with the goon squad of tribes. We have a girl that couldn't get a float out from two feet under the water. Russell built like an ox can't climb a three foot ladder out of the ocean. Nothing's gone right. This is the group of goon’s I get stuck with
  • Today is actually hard. The first two were easy, but between Russ and Angie, it’s a toss up for different reasons. Me and Russ have not talked strategy since day one. Angie, on the other hand is, I wouldn’t say in my pocket, but she would do whatever we wanna do. I just gotta keep myself positioned as strong as I possibly can.
  • We have to win something. We can't keep losing everything.
  • The first season of survivor aired when I was twelve years old, you know you're laying in bed thinking how cool that would be if it's you one day. It's over a decade later and I'm finally here. It's going this poorly. I'm not an emotional guy in the slightest, but I was between tears and screaming after the challenge today. And you know I have friends and family back home who are just gonna associate me with the tribe that keeps having to go see you every tribal council. It's a... heartbreaking is the word.
  • Frustration was day three, on day eight it's heartbreaking.
  • Because of the situation, she's getting thrust into a role that was probably never meant for her, a strength role. There are little girls on the other tribes who haven't had to do the things that she's had to do in two challenges already.
  • I think we all put on brave faces for each other, Everyone's scared and everyone is a little bit nervous. But one win is all it's gonna take to turn the mood around camp. Just one win to know that it’s possible that we're not just destined for annihilation.
  • I think I sized Russ up pretty good right off the bat, he's met my low expectations the entire way through. He's been foisted twice now into a position of leadership, and it worked out once in Samoa for him, I mean you know until he collapsed. You can tell watching him that he lacks self-awareness from day one, and It's apparent in challenges. It's apparent in the way he talks to us around camp. It's apparent when he loses his cool at Tribal for no reason. He's still here only because we're doing so badly and we need muscle mass.
  • I've no shame out here, if you have an idol I want to know about it, I want as many variables in my control as possible, it wasn't in his cloth, wasn't in his shoes, wasn't in his bag, but there's no reason to take a risk, might as well just blindside him and you know leave no room for air.
  • I can say personally my lowest low was after the challenge today. My dog died a few years ago that I had all my life and I didn't cry. I was about ready to cry after the challenge. It hurts that much.
  • Tonight with only three and everyone telling everybody else that it's the other person. This could go anyway really and I like to think I'm sitting in the controlling seat.
  • We're down to two members on day Ten already, thought this might happen like on day 39. Not a week and a half into the game.
  • We're about as down now as you can possibly get at this point.
  • If we're not coming back to my beach, this might be my last chance to go look for the idol today.
  • You don't realize how down and in the dump you are until you finally get a win and things start going your way.
  • I'm like the stud football player from the rival school right now. Like everyone wants to get to know me, everyone is like pulling me aside, like "hey I'll be your best friend", "You don't want to hang out with those losers", "Those guys stink", I'm not gonna lie, I'm enjoying it right now.
  • Dude you barely made it this far. Look at you.
  • I was going to change clothes and hide the idol but I thought an hour would be a safe amount of time to assume people would be eating, drinking and getting to know each other. Apparently, the estrogen kicked in and we had to have our clothes cleaned.
  • Hallelujah! The church lady found it who hopefully, has a heart. But at the same time, now I’m locked into this involuntary alliance with Lisa and Denise, that's literally the two people that I'm not confident I can beat in the Final three just because they are nice.
  • There is a bit of the good versus evil dynamics in the tribe right now. The evil three being Artis, Abi and Pete, and the rest of the tribe considers themselves the good guys!
  • Going into the immunity challenge, all anyone's talking about was "Don’t let Jonathan Penner win immunity." Of course, Murphy’s law states that has to happen so I don’t know why I am so surprised that Jonathan Penner won immunity today. It just threw everyone’s plans for a loop and now we have to do a little baby scramble back in the camp to figure out who we are going to get rid of instead of Penner.
  • Pete confronts me about the idol, and my first thought is lie, lie, lie, lie but already my heart is in my stomach because if there's rumors out there, it’s gonna come out eventually that I do have the thing.
  • Just to clear the air, there's way too much chaos and I'm not going home, so this thing is getting played, it's for the target on my back, I'm not dealing with it anymore, and if anybody's jumped on Lisa's boat, decides to vote for me, you might be into a mean surprise in a second.
  • Right after I graduated, I taught elementary school in Micronesia for a year. Remembering all the good times I've had was a good reminder of how much I enjoy working with kids, and how fulfilling that can be.
  • God why did I give this up. This means so much more to me than pouring drinks to girls in bars. It really made me reconsider what I've been doing with my life for the past year. It was a life shaping experience for me.
  • Abi has all the social grace of a mack truck. She has no understanding of how to talk to people.
  • I'm gonna promise on my family this is my final four and I'm not breaking it.
  • This is as serious a deal as you can make in this game. This isn't just some quickie alliance wham, bam, thank you ma'am, he's gone we're on our own.
  • They just need one person to flop and I'm going home.
  • Thoughts about jury management cross your mind at this point in the game, but right now I'm more concerned about staying in the game than jury management.
  • Last night was kind of like the tribe decided to laid Abi down in the middle of the road, ran over with the bus and then backed up and do it over again. She just got destroyed.
  • Abi's very unself-aware. It's hard not to feel a little sympathy for her when she's breaking down. So my heart goes out to her a little bit.
  • Abi is a bit like having a girlfriend who just doesn't get the message and won't leave even after you have broken up with her. she's bitter. She hasn't forgiven you. You're not getting the benefits of having a girlfriend around anymore. It's the worst situation possible.
  • Hell has frozen over. Abi won immunity today
  • I had to act all upset about it like "oh no, this is horrible, it's the worst thing in the world", but inside I just smiled because I couldn't ask for a more convenient excuse to get rid of the real threat in this game, which is Penner.
  • Those are my allies. I need to take care of them and keep them close.
  • Miles, my little brother turned 21 years old a month ago. He's a knucklehead in a really nice... like a nice way. He's just kind of a clown.
  • I'm in the final four on Survivor" and it's only day 33.
  • Do we go with peace around camp or strategy?
  • Since the beginning of this game everyone has wanted Abi gone. Abi is so detrimental to morale and just people's smiles in general. She's like a soul sucker around camp. She's like the dementors from "harry potter.
  • We're really considering getting rid of this angry, unsociable Brazilian girl over a really fit athletic guy. I'm considering making a really bad strategic decision just for my, like, morale.
  • If Abi goes home tonight it's because she's a bitch.
  • After a short little ride, we end up on this boat and there's this great spread of what a couple of us have been craving for a long time, which is pizza.
  • Michael Skupin doesn't eat sugar in real life and he over-ate on sugar and he acted like a drunk chick at a bar.
  • To see something that huge and to be around something that powerful was awe-inspiring. That fish was just massive.
  • Oh my God! A whale shark head butted Michael Skupin.
  • I'm double protected at tribal council tonight. I've got the immunity necklace from the challenge, and I've got a hidden immunity idol in my pocket.
  • It's go big or go home time for me.
  • Whenever somebody wants to go out with a bang in this game they tend to throw me under the bus with compliments of all things.
  • The amount of damage control I have to keep doing after someone blows up at tribal council is getting ridiculous.
  • You know, you think about this for so long, even before we hit the beach on day one, and to actually get here now, it's exciting.
  • We are going to do the fallen comrades today, where you pay respects to everyone who has fallen before you in the game.
  • Angie was my sleeping buddy.
  • Poor girl, all she wanted was some cookies.
  • The minute I get nervous around a girl or anything my hands starts to shake just a little bit and then when I saw my hands start shaking it got worse and worse and worse.
  • This is the first time in a long time in this game I haven't been calling the shots.
  • I was close with Angie on day one and had to cut her throat earlier than I had to consider getting rid of Denise.
  • I had them so driven to finally play the game and see the threats and they finally saw me as a threat.
  • I'm pissed off that I'm not going to be at the end. Right now, it's painful for a lifelong fan.




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